According to a study by the Cancer Council Victoria, men who masturbate roughly five times per week are 1/3 less likely to be struck with prostrate cancer. 

As Rob puts it “Pure Comedy Gold” for the Twitterverse.

So, uh, next time Twitter asks you what you’re doing, you can be honest. After all, it does have healthy implications :-)

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